Gay for the stay
Me: Whoah, that's crazy you are a correctional officer! Do you watch Orange Is The New Black???
Her: YES!
Me: Is it really like that?
Her: Ohhhyaa they are all gay for the stay
Her: YES!
Me: Is it really like that?
Her: Ohhhyaa they are all gay for the stay
We judge
-last week-
Her (my lesbian friend): What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Going on a date!
Her: I want to ask with who but I don't want to gossip....the community is so bad for that....
Her (my lesbian friend): What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Going on a date!
Her: I want to ask with who but I don't want to gossip....the community is so bad for that....
oh girl
Ellen Breaks The Internet
soooooo this just made my day hahaha
Our house
hahaha what happens when 2 lesbians build a gingerbread house:
(Almost) Too Gay To Function
Me: I got this rad tuque in Montreal! I love it. I wear it when I'm having a bad hair day
Her: Hahaha that is such a lesbian thing
Me: Really?
Her: Ohhhh totally
-she points to a girl with a skrillex haircut, geek glasses, and a tuque-
Her: Hahaha that is such a lesbian thing
Me: Really?
Her: Ohhhh totally
-she points to a girl with a skrillex haircut, geek glasses, and a tuque-
touche
touche
First Date
Him: So how was your date?
Me: Great! Omg!
Him: What?
Me: Ok so this super drunk lesbian asked my date out while we were on the date. It was soooo awkward and funny haha and then when she found out we were on a date she apologized and bought us whiskey sours
Him: Bahaha that's hilarious
femme problems lol
luckily the benefits outweigh the cons
