The Little Things
Me: Dating women is so nice
Her: We smell good. We groom well. We can share clothes...
Me: What are your top 5 favourite things about dating women?
Her:....that look from across the room when you are into someone...hands through the hair...girls always know when you need a hug....we know the secrets to fighting and can't trick each other... and kissing
Me: Hmmm I like your list
Her: Little things matter to me
Her: We smell good. We groom well. We can share clothes...
Me: What are your top 5 favourite things about dating women?
Her:....that look from across the room when you are into someone...hands through the hair...girls always know when you need a hug....we know the secrets to fighting and can't trick each other... and kissing
Me: Hmmm I like your list
Her: Little things matter to me
He's the butch one.
*via text after working super late*
Me: I'm resisting the urge to eat six cookies and pass out on my bed face down with my shoes on
Him: Omg that's my fetish
Me: Thought so
Him: I'm such a weirdo
Me: Some of my favourite people are pretty odd
Him: I must be your favoritistist
Me: Only time can tell
Him: I'm the bestest ever. And if you squint and are tired I kinda look like a butch lesbian.
Me: I'm resisting the urge to eat six cookies and pass out on my bed face down with my shoes on
Him: Omg that's my fetish
Me: Thought so
Him: I'm such a weirdo
Me: Some of my favourite people are pretty odd
Him: I must be your favoritistist
Me: Only time can tell
Him: I'm the bestest ever. And if you squint and are tired I kinda look like a butch lesbian.
......awkward
My Grown-Ass-Woman Lesbian Breakup
The following evidence seems to be pointing me in the direction of being a fully functional adult
or
as some would say, "Being a grown-ass-woman"
(hides stick-on earrings behind back and nods in agreement with shifty eyes)
I just had what can most easily be described as the most amiable "breakup" of my entire life.
(and I'm pretty sure we are legit going to still be friends)
(and I'm pretty sure we are legit going to still be friends)
......quotation marks because it's complicated.
Like it always is, amiright?
Like it always is, amiright?
But not "complicated" like that time I broke up with that guy
and he broke into my place through the kitchen window
and then stole my ID and then said it ended up in his jeans "by accident" (WTF?!) AND THEN drove around the dog park for hours car-stalking me.
Not like that.
Top 25 Posts Of 2014!
Top 25 Posts Of 2014
65,000 views in 6 months
Thanks for laughing and crying with me
.....I love you guys!
1. Lesbian guide to Montreal:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lesbian-guide-to-montreal.html
2. The Parisian Way: Following Love
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/what-its-like-being-lesbian-in-dress.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/orange-is-new-brandy.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/tinder-vs-plenty-of-fish-notes-from.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/i-knew-i-loved-you-when.html
7. Pastiche Not Pistachio
8. Tchaikovsky You Rascal
9. I crashed the NYE Party
10. Lesbian Santa Letter
11. More glitter, not cowbell
12. Shaved My Head! (lesbian haircuts for everyone!)
13. This interview is so gay
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14. At the cocktail party
15. French kiss
16. Pork, Rainbow Balloons, And One Sexy Girlfriend
17. Lesbian Witchcraft
18. It got better
***aaaaaand this happened
19. You are free
20. Snow storm in June
21. Love her
22. Lesbian sex ISN'T "real" sex
23. How love works
24. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
25. Girl Crush
Under the seat
Me: I found a bottle of wine under the passenger seat of my car today
Her: Haha! Nice! So, have you and your ex spoken yet?
Me: No she won't talk with me. She's vanished. Maybe she's hiding under the seat too!
I put my head under the table
Me: Oh hey! How's it going girl?!
-she laughs-
-she laughs-
you know guys, some beautiful things, they just don't last
Plaid
*shopping with the girl I'm dating*
-I pull out a long plaid skirt-
Me(joking): Ohhhmygosh I should totally wear this and be soooo gay
-She pulls out a super short version of the same plaid skirt-
Her: We could match!
-I hold the skirt up to myself-
Me: I'm a laayyyyydaaayyy!
Her(laughing): Lesbian laaaadies!
-I pull out a long plaid skirt-
Me(joking): Ohhhmygosh I should totally wear this and be soooo gay
-She pulls out a super short version of the same plaid skirt-
Her: We could match!
-I hold the skirt up to myself-
Me: I'm a laayyyyydaaayyy!
Her(laughing): Lesbian laaaadies!
we are way too cute
