Give me love
like I wasn't already in love with Ed Sheeran
and then he has to do this:
and also has the most beautiful woman ever as an angel who shoots people with love:
....is it even legal for her to be this good looking?
she probably causes car crashes daily
Here's a link to the music video if you haven't seen it yet:
bwaaaaaaahahahaha
So I'm on a first date in a crowded bar
with a cute girl
and my ex-girlfriend shows up and sits
right beside us hahahaha
wtfffffffffffff
Junk Inside My Trunk
I am going to throw a party for my friends. And you all must leave my house with a gift from my drawer of things I bought for ex-girlfriends and never gave to them.
It's like a gift exchange.
You give me closure.
I give you a variety of size small clothing and trinkets!
Superbowl Sunday
I suddenly want to play football, please.
Stranger danger
*message comes in from an unknown number*
Unknown number: Woman to woman- sugaring is horribly painful right?
Me: .....who is this?
(she texts me her name)
Unknown number: New phone or that date was so bad you deleted my number?
Me: OMG sorry! I got a new iphone!!!
Unknown number: Woman to woman- sugaring is horribly painful right?
Me: .....who is this?
(she texts me her name)
Unknown number: New phone or that date was so bad you deleted my number?
Me: OMG sorry! I got a new iphone!!!
Femme
I think this shirt was made for me lol
