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*loud hip-hop music, crowded dance party*

Me(laughing): what?! you are the woman?
Him(yelling): what?!
Me(yelling):what?!
Him(laughing): I'm the woman!
Other guy(pointing by the bar): Is that woman naked behind that board?!

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Feeling Grateful

I got to spend 2 hours on the phone with one of my closest friends.
She's convinced her fiance's (!!!!sorry just REALLY excited about the wedding) cat is plotting to kill her
hahaha
I miss her.
AND
had Easter brunch with my awesome buddy!
AND
made some new friends this weekend!
AND 
got in an awesome workout!
Overall I would rate this weekend very high on the satisfaction meter.
Could only have been improved by an Easter famjam....
but I feel a summer family get-together in the air.....

Hot Vs. Crazy

Me(sigh): She's SO hot.....and...kinda crazy haha
Him(making graph-like gestures in the air): It's the hot vs crazy parameters! Generally the hotter someone is, the more likely they are to be nuts!
-I laugh-
Him: It's true!

I think everyone is kind of crazy.
You just have to find someone the same kind of crazy as you haha...
Happy Easter guys!

Poppin' bottles with models

*texting my photographer best friend

Me: Hey, can we get married and I'll be your hot lesbian homemaker?
Him: Hahahahahahaha you'd get jealous of all the models I'd be bringing home
Me: You would bring models home for me! I think I love you.

Hahahahaha yes.


Eye Of The Tiiiiiigerrrrrrrrrr

*texting*

Me: Can you teach me all your ab exercises?!
Her: Yes! Wear lots of gym clothes though...so you don't distract me...or a full body unitard ;)
Me:Like this?

Her: Haha that will do. Bring one for me too
Me: Eye of the tiiiiiigerrrrrrrrrrr
Her: That will be our theme song
Me: You can wear this one