secrets
Him: So, what's happening with you and that girl?
Me: What girl?
Him(smiling): The one you mentioned the other night!
-laughing I pull my fur hood up over my head-
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about
(whispering)
my hair is so big
because it's full of secrets
Because
Puppy snuggles when you are sick.
Because:
A. Puppy can't get your flu
B. Puppy doesn't care that you look like a zombie
C. Puppy has to earn it's keep somehow(jk jk)
I win!
My neighbour baked me muffins!!!!!
(I know, this isn't a photo of muffins. Because they are in my bellayyyy. MUAHA.)
wearing the pants
My Mom: You look like Marilyn Monroe!
Me: Ahhhwww! Thanks!
My Dad(yelling from across the room into speaker phone): You should read her book!
Me: Ya?
Him: She was way ahead of her time! She even started her own production company in the 50's which was unheard of as a woman!
Me: Ahhhwww! Thanks!
My Dad(yelling from across the room into speaker phone): You should read her book!
Me: Ya?
Him: She was way ahead of her time! She even started her own production company in the 50's which was unheard of as a woman!
I love women who prove
you don't have to wear pants
to wear "the pants"
Stud vs femme
her:stud
me:femme
Me: All the dudes I know HATE being called cute
Her: I don't mind. I get called cute all the time. Prob because I'm little
Me: I'll take handsome! Handsome femme haha!
Her: If that's what you like. Very handsome.
Me: Haha no I prefer "female" compliments
Her: I know what femmes like
Me: I'm sure you do
Her: I've been around
Me: Ladykiller
Her: Not like that but I know lol
Me: I know I'm teasing you
me:femme
Me: All the dudes I know HATE being called cute
Her: I don't mind. I get called cute all the time. Prob because I'm little
Me: I'll take handsome! Handsome femme haha!
Her: If that's what you like. Very handsome.
Me: Haha no I prefer "female" compliments
Her: I know what femmes like
Me: I'm sure you do
Her: I've been around
Me: Ladykiller
Her: Not like that but I know lol
Me: I know I'm teasing you
