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Summer love

Her: She's not over her ex
Me: How long has it been?
Her: A year
Me: Whoah....ya...sometimes it takes a long time. Actually I was just talking about this the other day with another friend....I am FINALLY over my ex-girlfriend. It took forever
Her: How long were you together
Me: Just for the summer....but I was in love
Her(smiling): You ARE a lesbian
-we both laugh-

Sleepover

-slow snowflakes fall from the sky-
-my cheeks hurt from laughing so much-

Her: You haven't seen bridesmaids?!? That's a deal breaker for me (joking, not joking)

-her dog chases my dog through the open field-

Me: Haha! Ya I've seen it.... (smiling) if you ever sleep over I'm going to turn to you in the morning and be like, "Soooo, I don't know how to say this... but I kinda want you to leave"
Her: Ahahahahaha! That would be hilarious!

the perks of lesbian friendship

-at lesbian dance party-

Her: AH! I just saw my ex! If she comes over here will you make out with me to make her jealous?
Her best friend: Of course!

immortalize you for eons

-via email-
My Uncle: Please send me a photo for the family tree that you are content to have immortalize you for eons
Me: My heart said, "Send the one of you in a bikini dancing on a boat in Jamaica!" 
But my mind said, "Behave yourself". 
Will this do?

Painting with Bob Ross Version 2.0

behold my glitter shark lighthouse painting 
bahahaha.
(check out brandymars.com for more of my art)

But I like you

Her: You should come watch soccer with me sometime
Me(enthusiastic but not convincing): Ya! ....maybe
Her(laughing): Do you like watching soccer?
Me: Not really (flirt smiling) but I like you