Painting With Bob Ross
***Circle of Bob***
(onomatopoeia of angels singing in unison haha)
-we stand in a circle holding hands and close our eyes-
Her: Everyone take a deep breathe
-everyone inhales-
Her: Everyone exhale out all the negative energy in your body
-everyone exhales-
Her: And breathe in Bob!!!
-everyone inhales-
*we open our eyes and let go of each other's hands*
big silly grins all round
this chick is fucking awesome haha
Nuit Blanche
Her: Those women have moustaches!
She points at a lady who went by
I laugh and strain to see them through the crowd
As we go by a naked statue of a lady I put my hand over her eyes
Her(laughing): Thank you for protecting my virgin eyes
When we get to the Dali exhibit she is mesmerized
Her: What a genius. I want to marry this man.
We declare Dali the king of selfies and dance the night away.
Getcha Paint On
I have decided to do the noble thing.
And stop searching for romantic love.
And to instead take a writing class and also oil portrait painting class.
And I wouldn't be surprised if this in fact leads to me finding the right person- like that time I COULDNOTFINDMYGLASSESANYWHEREAGHHHHHHH and it turned out I was wearing them.
Sadly, a true story. Circa 1998.
I've been spending a considerate amount of time doing what one of my dear artist friends refers to as, "skirt chasing".
I am embarrassed to use that expression. But as I said, it's not mine. I am a simple borrower of diction(and often toothpaste).
It was pointed out to me today that I spend a lot of energy on this love thing and perhaps it's time I took a break so my rueful spirit can repair itself properly for once.
It's been like relationship-relationship-relationship-relationship for the past 4ish years.
Although don't be surprised if in like 4 days I am waxing eloquently about someone's luscious hair using various climatic metaphors.
At least I will be writing about it in my writing class with other humans haha or I will be painting their portrait while in a class surrounded by other humans.
I'm excited. Art class: here I come!
And stop searching for romantic love.
And to instead take a writing class and also oil portrait painting class.
And I wouldn't be surprised if this in fact leads to me finding the right person- like that time I COULDNOTFINDMYGLASSESANYWHEREAGHHHHHHH and it turned out I was wearing them.
Sadly, a true story. Circa 1998.
I've been spending a considerate amount of time doing what one of my dear artist friends refers to as, "skirt chasing".
I am embarrassed to use that expression. But as I said, it's not mine. I am a simple borrower of diction(and often toothpaste).
It was pointed out to me today that I spend a lot of energy on this love thing and perhaps it's time I took a break so my rueful spirit can repair itself properly for once.
It's been like relationship-relationship-relationship-relationship for the past 4ish years.
Although don't be surprised if in like 4 days I am waxing eloquently about someone's luscious hair using various climatic metaphors.
At least I will be writing about it in my writing class with other humans haha or I will be painting their portrait while in a class surrounded by other humans.
I'm excited. Art class: here I come!
Nighttime
Always want to make art when I should be going to bed! Bah, what is it about nighttime that makes people creative? I know I'm not alone here.
Here are some pics of things I've painted at like 3am.
Here are some pics of things I've painted at like 3am.
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People hiding behind cats
Just noticed a trend....I like painting people hiding behind cats lol
....LOL CATS? ....Pun? ....uhhhh nevermind haha.....for more people hiding behind cats and various other objects check out my website hahaha www.brandymars.com
....LOL CATS? ....Pun? ....uhhhh nevermind haha.....for more people hiding behind cats and various other objects check out my website hahaha www.brandymars.com
Article in The Journal by Scott Kingsmith
Hey! Keep your eyes out for an article in local paper "The Journal" written by the amazing Scott Kingsmith about my painting!
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