It got better
2014:
This year, I learned to always be myself.
I thought when I came out I would be alone.
Deserted.
But I am surrounded with more people now than ever before in my life.
And the best part is they know exactly who and what I am.
My Dad
My Dad is a vernacular wizard and has a way of giving genuinely excellent advice in the form of 1 to 4 words and then passing the phone back to whomever I was previously speaking to about my problem.
Most commonly:
1. Life is short
2. You need to relax
3. Next!
4. Let it go
5. Go enjoy your day!
Most commonly:
1. Life is short
2. You need to relax
3. Next!
4. Let it go
5. Go enjoy your day!
We also both share the same uncanny sense of humour.
Which rocks.
Delightfully Strange
Her(disapproving): You are weird.
Me(enthusiastic): No, I'm delightfully strange!
Me(enthusiastic): No, I'm delightfully strange!
At first I was offended and sad.
But then I realized
I have a f***ing blast about 85% of the time haha
I have a f***ing blast about 85% of the time haha
It turns out a synonym for eccentric is queer actually.
Found that lucky charm in the rainbow isle of Google;)
Next to some plaid shirts.
Wooo!
Woke up from an epic nap aaaaaand
I am on the mend!!!
Exciting for 3 reasons:
1. Being sick is incredibly boring
2. We are starting designing a new season at work which is suuuuuuuper awesome and I'm stoked!
3. I had no fun stories to tell you guys anymore and now I will!
I am on the mend!!!
Exciting for 3 reasons:
1. Being sick is incredibly boring
2. We are starting designing a new season at work which is suuuuuuuper awesome and I'm stoked!
3. I had no fun stories to tell you guys anymore and now I will!
To celebrate I am going to wash my hair! Maybe even shave my legs(gasp!)!
Being healthy rocks!
you are free
When I was a fruitarian I discovered something in myself.
I am not sure if it's the euphoric bliss of sugar-high or in fact because I was not eating meat products that are full of fear and sadness. (Or was it a sudden surge of maturity?!)
But either way, I discovered that if I truly loved the person I was with I would want them to leave or stay purely based on their happiness...open palms.
I loved my ex-girlfriend.
And when we broke up I was a disaster.
But now it's been a while and there is some distance....
I am having the same feeling:
I want her to be happy even if that means we aren't together.
That is what true love is.
So wherever she is, whatever she is doing, I sincerely hope she is happy.
She was one of the greatest people I ever dated.
She made me want to be a better person.
And she is free as a bird.
As we both always were.
Did you call me fat?
Diets I have been on:
1. Weight Watchers
2. Jenny Craig
3. Eating Alive
4. Dr. Bernstein's
5. Booze and diet pills
6. Fruitarian
7. Vegetarian
8. Anorexia/Bulimia
9. Vegan
10. Low Carb
Diet that actually worked: Loving myself.
I am a size 8(ish). I am cool with that.
I want my life to be fat with adventure. Fat with laughter. Fat with experience. Fat with wisdom.
I want to savour every sweet moment life has to offer me.
1. Weight Watchers
2. Jenny Craig
3. Eating Alive
4. Dr. Bernstein's
5. Booze and diet pills
6. Fruitarian
7. Vegetarian
8. Anorexia/Bulimia
9. Vegan
10. Low Carb
Diet that actually worked: Loving myself.
I am a size 8(ish). I am cool with that.
I want my life to be fat with adventure. Fat with laughter. Fat with experience. Fat with wisdom.
I want to savour every sweet moment life has to offer me.
World, meet fashion model Lotte Louise Williams.
what.a.babe.
*passes out on floor*
*passes out on floor*
