My brother cut my hair
-the razor buzzes-
Me: Maybe this could be an alternative career for you haha
Him: I don't know....
Me: If it's really bad I will just say you were drunk!
Him: Too much eggnog?
Me: Maybe this could be an alternative career for you haha
Him: I don't know....
Me: If it's really bad I will just say you were drunk!
Him: Too much eggnog?
haha...sure
(he actually did a remarkably good job of my hair!)
(he actually did a remarkably good job of my hair!)
P.s. While writing this I got hug attacked by a five year old
P.s.s. Gotta run, apparently I am part of a snowman building project
P.S.S.. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
lesbian wisdom
1. When your significant other doesn't text you back for 5 days they are either
a) Dead
b) Don't want to talk to you
c) All of the above
2. When your SO(significant other) says, "I don't care if you kiss other people. Do whatever you want." They DON'T mean it literally.
2. When you dress up for a lesbian event don't wear a dress. Unless you want to die alone. Or you are Brandy and you refuse to change your dress code to fit into a heteronormative paradym reversal.
Confused about what that means?
Me too.
Stick with the dress. You go girl.
3. Ha! There isn't a #3. Gotcha.
4. Waiting exactly three days to call someone back is lame. You like them? Call them. Or give their number to the homeless guy down the street. Doesn't bother me either way. I never answer my phone.
Ask my Mom.
5. When you are sad go to the gym. Still sad? Go more.
6. REALLY sad? Go to the bar.
7. Can't take it anymore, move provinces!
9. Men's razors. They make that sh** properly. None of this pink razor burn nonsense.
#thingsmybrothertaughtme
10. When you give up on love buy a dog(or 9 kittens). Worked for me. I had a girlfriend exactly 7 days after.
a) Dead
b) Don't want to talk to you
c) All of the above
Buy ice cream.
2. When you dress up for a lesbian event don't wear a dress. Unless you want to die alone. Or you are Brandy and you refuse to change your dress code to fit into a heteronormative paradym reversal.
Confused about what that means?
Me too.
Stick with the dress. You go girl.
3. Ha! There isn't a #3. Gotcha.
4. Waiting exactly three days to call someone back is lame. You like them? Call them. Or give their number to the homeless guy down the street. Doesn't bother me either way. I never answer my phone.
Ask my Mom.
5. When you are sad go to the gym. Still sad? Go more.
6. REALLY sad? Go to the bar.
7. Can't take it anymore, move provinces!
#thingsmybrothertaughtme
10. When you give up on love buy a dog(or 9 kittens). Worked for me. I had a girlfriend exactly 7 days after.
booyeah
