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Kissing mermaids

I let her in and kick off my flip flops
Her: Wow your hair is so curly
Me: I was dancing in the rain
She kisses me
Her: You look like a mermaid

The brownies are gay

Me: I am not really sure what the point is...I mean...the objective...I just started the blog for fun
Him: Well 12000 people are reading it. People are obviously connecting with what you are saying
Me: I mean, I am writing the book too so I guess that is part of it. It's like getting naked every day though
Him: I think the point is just connecting with people. Isn't that what art is really about? Keep writing

Snowstorm in June

She is like a snowstorm in June. Unexpected and wild.
You would wish you had a jacket but instead catch tiny snowflakes on your tongue.
"Watch me twirl!" she shouts over the music.
I take her photo over and over and over. 

Angels

He flicks the light on. I am temporarily blind and disoriented.
I can see his outline and feel her hand on my waist.
"Whoah, you guys are so beautiful. Like angels." he says.
He lingers for a few seconds.
Then turns the light off and leaves.


Gentle-hombre

Him: Excuse me!
I look up through the darkness and see a man sitting at a picnic table with a friend. Bettie smells the loose bark around my feet.
Me: Yes?
Him: I was just talking with my friend about how I would like to call you sometime? Would it be ok if I had your number?
Me: Oh..oh....thanks but I am actually seeing someone
Him: Oh ok then. I just thought you were really cute
Me: Aw! Thank you....that's really sweet of you
Him: Sorry for bothering you.

How polite! Such a gentle-hombre!



Dog days of summer

"I come here to watch the sunset," he says.
The colours in the sky melt into one another.
He lays down on the shale by the river and I fill his belly button with tiny purple flowers.
Dog days of summer.