MONTREAL TRIP 2015 WOOOOOOOOOYEAAAAHHHHHBABY!
Me: Did I tell you I'm going to Montreal again?!!!
Him: For?
Me: Get drunk! Make out with hot girls! Dance all night!
Him: I want to come!
Me: You would make an excellent wingman!
Him: I don't want to be a wingman! I want to make out with hot girls!
Me: I was going to say, "I only know lesbians" but that's actually not true. They are like, "I'm French. I do whatever the f*** I want!"
Him: Haha!
Him: For?
Me: Get drunk! Make out with hot girls! Dance all night!
Him: I want to come!
Me: You would make an excellent wingman!
Him: I don't want to be a wingman! I want to make out with hot girls!
Me: I was going to say, "I only know lesbians" but that's actually not true. They are like, "I'm French. I do whatever the f*** I want!"
Him: Haha!
it's true
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1. Lesbian guide to Montreal:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lesbian-guide-to-montreal.html
2. The Parisian Way: Following Love
3. What it's like being a lesbian in a dress:http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/what-its-like-being-lesbian-in-dress.html
4. Orange is the new Brandy:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/orange-is-new-brandy.html
5. Tinder Vs. Plenty Of Fish. Notes from a seasoned sailor-ess.
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/tinder-vs-plenty-of-fish-notes-from.html
6. I knew I loved you when:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/i-knew-i-loved-you-when.html
7. Pastiche Not Pistachio
8. Tchaikovsky You Rascal
9. I crashed the NYE Party
10. Lesbian Santa Letter
11. More glitter, not cowbell
12. Shaved My Head! (lesbian haircuts for everyone!)
13. This interview is so gay
14. At the cocktail party
15. French kiss
16. Pork, Rainbow Balloons, And One Sexy Girlfriend
17. Lesbian Witchcraft
18. It got better
***aaaaaand this happened
19. You are free
20. Snow storm in June
21. Love her
22. Lesbian sex ISN'T "real" sex
23. How love works
24. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
25. Girl Crush
My heaven
Me: Italian is such a romantic culture.....
Her: I wish I was French!
Me: Do you speak it?
Her: Not at all. I just love Parisian style! I also love the lifestyle there, so relaxed and lots of cheese!
Me: Amen! Haha, I LOVE Montreal. What a great city.......love everything about French culture.
Her: I wish I was French!
Me: Do you speak it?
Her: Not at all. I just love Parisian style! I also love the lifestyle there, so relaxed and lots of cheese!
Me: Amen! Haha, I LOVE Montreal. What a great city.......love everything about French culture.
Montreal.
My heaven.
My heaven.