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Her: I'm hitting the gym
Me: Nice! I'm going too!
-2.5 hours later-
Her: How was your workout?
Me: Haven't made it to the gym yet.... got distracted playing dress up hahaha
Her: You are such a giirrrrrrlllllll

there's definitely one closet I really like being in

Hey neighbour!

Met a man in the elevator who not only lives on the same floor as me but also has the 
EXACT SAME 
insanely massive glasses that I have. 
We shared a minute of silent grinning on the way up. :)

Dear sir in the pantalones

Dear sir,
I know I was lurking creepily behind you at the dog park. I was trying to tell if I designed your pants...
Sorry/not sorry,
Brandy

Girlfriend material

ahahaha
as you can tell I have always been both super stylish and into rainbows lol.
You know what that bonnet is made of?
Girlfriend material ;)

Brandy to the rescue

Me: Which mall you at?
-she tells me-
Me: Oh, I've never been there
Her: I need to buy some shoes....I have no idea what to buy. All I have are Converse running shoes.
Me: Brandy to the rescue!

I am your knight in shining sequin pants. 

Brandyeezy

If Kanye West and I designed a shoe we could call it the Brandyeezy

Just sayin.