Femme
I think this shirt was made for me lol
JUST glitter
Me: Oooooooooooooooo I love your nails!
Her: Oh thanks! They are just glitter
Me: There is no such thing as JUST glitter!
Her: Oh thanks! They are just glitter
Me: There is no such thing as JUST glitter!
below: how I feel about glitter and sequins
Epic New York Storm
So I was supposed to be in New York for work right meow
(because I have the greatest job ever ever ever!)
but the trip got postponed last minute
and New York is in a total state of panic right now
because of this epic snowstorm which is going to be the worst in history
(not even a hyperbole, thats what the meteorologists say)
anyways, my Mom texted me today and was like
"You know, you actually have a guardian angel haha you always narrowly escape disaster"
She is 100% right about that.
...like the time I accidentally rented an apartment in the LA ghetto
(they said there was a park...on google it has a rowboat on it.....they didn't mention is was a crack-park, ok?)
and my landlord turned out to be a big time porn director
and the poet upstairs started leaving creepy poems under my door at 3am
and there were cockroaches
and I almost got abducted by a truck full of scary men
but I ran and hid behind a house
or the time in New York when my roommate got antibiotic resistant flesh eating disease
I'm not even making this stuff up you guys haha
so, whatever/whoever keeps saving me.....
This is for you:
(please ignore my adam's apple....meh.)
Top 25 Posts Of 2014!
Top 25 Posts Of 2014
65,000 views in 6 months
Thanks for laughing and crying with me
.....I love you guys!
1. Lesbian guide to Montreal:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lesbian-guide-to-montreal.html
2. The Parisian Way: Following Love
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/what-its-like-being-lesbian-in-dress.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/orange-is-new-brandy.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/tinder-vs-plenty-of-fish-notes-from.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/i-knew-i-loved-you-when.html
7. Pastiche Not Pistachio
8. Tchaikovsky You Rascal
9. I crashed the NYE Party
10. Lesbian Santa Letter
11. More glitter, not cowbell
12. Shaved My Head! (lesbian haircuts for everyone!)
13. This interview is so gay
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14. At the cocktail party
15. French kiss
16. Pork, Rainbow Balloons, And One Sexy Girlfriend
17. Lesbian Witchcraft
18. It got better
***aaaaaand this happened
19. You are free
20. Snow storm in June
21. Love her
22. Lesbian sex ISN'T "real" sex
23. How love works
24. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
25. Girl Crush
Designing clothes in Beverly Hills
-Los Angeles-
I scan down the list in the phonebook as a waif-like blonde flitters through the office like a beautiful Prada monarche butterfly
I dial out and wait
Man(Mexican accent): Hello?
Me: Hi! Do you have (insert rare and exotic animal)
Him: .....ummmm... un momento por favor...(distant Spanish yelling)
Him: Come today?
Me: Yes, I will be there in the next hour
I scan down the list in the phonebook as a waif-like blonde flitters through the office like a beautiful Prada monarche butterfly
I dial out and wait
Man(Mexican accent): Hello?
Me: Hi! Do you have (insert rare and exotic animal)
Him: .....ummmm... un momento por favor...(distant Spanish yelling)
Him: Come today?
Me: Yes, I will be there in the next hour
I hop into my boss's car and drive to east LA
Hair flying in the open wind of the sunroof
People trying to sell me chopped up mangoes
Chaotic swirling traffic as my arms tan in the sun
Chaotic swirling traffic as my arms tan in the sun
Plaid
*shopping with the girl I'm dating*
-I pull out a long plaid skirt-
Me(joking): Ohhhmygosh I should totally wear this and be soooo gay
-She pulls out a super short version of the same plaid skirt-
Her: We could match!
-I hold the skirt up to myself-
Me: I'm a laayyyyydaaayyy!
Her(laughing): Lesbian laaaadies!
-I pull out a long plaid skirt-
Me(joking): Ohhhmygosh I should totally wear this and be soooo gay
-She pulls out a super short version of the same plaid skirt-
Her: We could match!
-I hold the skirt up to myself-
Me: I'm a laayyyyydaaayyy!
Her(laughing): Lesbian laaaadies!
we are way too cute
