Rhinestone Braille
So I saw underwear in the mall that had the words, "Single and sexy" spelled out in rhinestones across the front like rhinestone braille for clubbing
It seems redundant to write the word sexy on your underwear. I mean, the person is already naked-ish with you and hasn't run away so ummm....they obviously already know you are sexy
Marsupial pouch
*6am, drinking coffee with my Dad pre-flight*
Him: Do you think your carry-on bag is going to be overweight with that sewing machine in there?
Me: I don't know....
Him: Hmmm
Me: I wish I had a marsupial pouch. Then I would just be like(suave voice) "This is all me"
Him: Do you think your carry-on bag is going to be overweight with that sewing machine in there?
Me: I don't know....
Him: Hmmm
Me: I wish I had a marsupial pouch. Then I would just be like(suave voice) "This is all me"
Happy holigays!
heeeeeyyyyyouuuguuuyyyyys!!!!
I write you today from beside my teeny tiny Christmas tree where I am sitting in boxers spending my night picking fabrics for a new fashion collection I'm designing(EXCITING!)
I love my job sooooo muchiiiiieeeee
yesssumzzzzzz
aaaalso!!!
Tomorrow is the last Friday before Christmas break!!! And I CAN'T WAIT to see my friends and family! It's been way way way too long. Many bear hugs to be had by all!
7 days until Christmas!!!
Ah!!!!:)
My flatlock brings all the seams to the yard
My flatlock brings all the seams to the yard
And their like
It's better than yours
And damn right it's coverstitch on knits
I can lap seam
But I have to charge
And their like
It's better than yours
And damn right it's coverstitch on knits
I can lap seam
But I have to charge
Women
Me: She is getting her masters
Mom: What is she studying?
Me: Women and gender studies
Dad(yelling from afar into the speaker phone): I want to study women!
Mom: What is she studying?
Me: Women and gender studies
Dad(yelling from afar into the speaker phone): I want to study women!
Hahaha.
Me too Dad. Me too.
Me too Dad. Me too.
Free Spirited Slightly Obsessive Compulsive Workaholic
Her: How did you get so good at Photoshop?!
Me: I went back to school a few years ago to get my second degree and to upgrade my computer fashion drawing classes
Her: Where did you get your first degree?
Me: Downtown Los Angeles at FIDM
Her: Whoah.... where did you live there?
Me: Hancock Park which is near Beverly Hills and then later I lived in West Hollywood (Sidenote: Haaaaaa! FIGURES as it's only the freaking gay mecca! Yaaaa big ol' secret lesbo!). Then I moved to New York, and then London England
Her: Woooow... you've done so much stuff already!
Me: I went back to school a few years ago to get my second degree and to upgrade my computer fashion drawing classes
Her: Where did you get your first degree?
Me: Downtown Los Angeles at FIDM
Her: Whoah.... where did you live there?
Me: Hancock Park which is near Beverly Hills and then later I lived in West Hollywood (Sidenote: Haaaaaa! FIGURES as it's only the freaking gay mecca! Yaaaa big ol' secret lesbo!). Then I moved to New York, and then London England
Her: Woooow... you've done so much stuff already!
I'm just a free spirited slightly obsessive compulsive workaholic
