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Out There

-laying in bed in the dark texting-

Me: Do you think I'm too "out there"?
Him: No, you should keep writing
Me: It has to be real....or what is the point? Plus, not everyone has a voice to write about being gay. I am lucky to be in a safe-ish environment
Him: That is true



Lesbian Colleague Hookup

Dear Fellow Lesbians,
Why I don't recommend sleeping with your hot lesbian colleagues (this is based on personal experience from years ago and not theory).
Explained by THE Tim Gunn:

Backstage At Los Angeles Fashion Week

I tear the shirt off a man covered in body shimmer foundation
He has the abs of Titan and a perfect face like a Calvin Klein model
Her: LET'S GO GUYS! GO GO GO! DON'T FORGET YOUR ACCESSORIES! LINE UP HERE!
It's a flurry of nude thongs, vintage boots, photographers taking photos of Anthony Kiedis kissing supermodels on the cheek, round makeup light bulbs, models comparing carrot cleanses, and a woman in a dramatic green fur stole giving me LA survival advice.

this madness, my home

How it is

-being a fashion designer-

Her: How's work going? Haven't talked with you in a while
Me: Good!
Her: Awesome lady! I'm glad!
Me: Even when it's stressful it's like...I draw clothes all day

I have the best job in the world.

American Lesbian History

*Los Angeles*
-second year of Fashion School at FIDM, American history class-

Professor: Turn to chapter 5 for the civil war and refer to page 2 of your notes......

*his voice blurs out for what is maybe a milisecond, maybe a couple minutes*

She has long flowy hair like Jasmin from Aladdin and tiny beautiful bone structure like a ballet dancer. Once in pattern drafting class she leaned over to me and whispered, "Your hair is so nice, like a cloud!" into my ear. She looked straight into my eyes like she could see my soul and touched it with her left hand.

I'm shot into reality by my friend:
Him: That's not what you want. She's a total Princess. I know her.

Not a princess, she's a goddess. 





The fashion must go on!

-I run into my work friend in the kitchen-

Him: Hey! How's it going?
-I fill my cup with coffee-
Me: Good, kinda tired today
Him: Needed an extra day this weekend?
-I smile-
Me: Naw, it's all good. The fashion must go on!
-He smiles-
I love my job