Rainbow coffee
4:00pm- sleepy
5:00pm- sleepy
6:00pm- sleepy
7:00pm- falling asleep reading
8:00pm- sleepy
9:00pm- brush my teeth
10:00pm- get in bed
11:00pm- WIDE AWAKE UNTIL 2AM
WHYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE????!?
5:00pm- sleepy
6:00pm- sleepy
7:00pm- falling asleep reading
8:00pm- sleepy
9:00pm- brush my teeth
10:00pm- get in bed
11:00pm- WIDE AWAKE UNTIL 2AM
WHYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE????!?
Happy Monday guys!
Hope it's bright and delicious and spikes your blood sugar like this beaut rainbow slurpee.
I would have posted a pic of a MASSIVE coffee.
But they don't make rainbow coffee (yet)
One day my rainbow-ellas
.one day.
.one day.
Bed Head
-at work-
Her: Your hair looks nice!
Me: Thanks!!! You should have seen it this morning haha it was like, "SHHWWA!"
-I gesture an upward explosion-
Me: I sent a photo of it to my lesbian penpal!
Her: You have a penpal?!
My guy friend: Too cute!
Me: Oh, she's not actually a "penpal". We met through my blog. We always send each other photos of our crazy morning hair haha!
Her: Your hair looks nice!
Me: Thanks!!! You should have seen it this morning haha it was like, "SHHWWA!"
-I gesture an upward explosion-
Me: I sent a photo of it to my lesbian penpal!
Her: You have a penpal?!
My guy friend: Too cute!
Me: Oh, she's not actually a "penpal". We met through my blog. We always send each other photos of our crazy morning hair haha!
I'm saving them up for a montage.
Get ready guys.
Lesbian T-shirt Project
Disclaimer: I wrote this on a high dosage of nighttime Nyquil. Anything that doesn't make sense I blame on my labradoodle, Bettie. Because she could get away with murder. Have you seen her face!?
So without further delay! (drum roll)
***Shirts that subtly say, "Hey, I'm a lesbian! Come talk to me! Then we will u-haul it, adopt 3 kittens, throw a vegan potluck, and snuggle every morning for ever and ever!"***
(see! I told you!)
So without further delay! (drum roll)
***Shirts that subtly say, "Hey, I'm a lesbian! Come talk to me! Then we will u-haul it, adopt 3 kittens, throw a vegan potluck, and snuggle every morning for ever and ever!"***
Because let's be honest the plaid/undercut/skrillex, short nails, tuque thing isn't working. It's winter. Grunge is in style. I have long long hair and even though I'm missing 1/4th of it (re: http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/shaved-my-head-lesbian-haircuts-for.html) I still look really really straight. Sigh.
And sometimes femmes just want to go to a bar and share that moment where you look at someone and go, "Ah nice, you are one of us!"
This happened a lot to me in Montreal. But now, never.
I am *invisible*
I am *invisible*
But, much like the dexterous cuttlefish we will take this challenge and run..errrr swim with it!
And so, the lesbian t-shirt project:
Not so much sapphic subtlety here. But pretty funny.
http://www.zazzle.ca/cover_me_in_chocolate_and_feed_me_to_the_lesbians_tshirt-235958652541865756
You aren't gay. You just love Ellen. And rainbows. Shiny rainbows. That spell the word Ellen. Ok fine you are gay.
How cute is this old dude?! Adorable. I love old people.
Also, Stonewall is a great charity. Check them out.
Ok. This one might not be lesbian per say. But it's hilarious. And if you were wearing it around me I would probably hit on you.
Nothing says "I'M GAY! TALK TO MEEEE!" quite like an Autostraddle shirt. If you don't know what Autostraddle is go RIGHT THIS MINUTE and check it out. But come back after.....cause I love you....and I will miss your face
http://autostraddle.goodsie.com/
http://autostraddle.goodsie.com/
Ha!
This one is pretty funny too.
These underwear aren't really helpful in identifying publicly as a lesbian. But they are super cute.
And if you are getting naked-ish with someone this would put their worries to rest haha
Omg I need antibiotics but don't want to take/go get them.
aGHhhh being stubborn and sick sucks
ciao guys
Clutter
Dug out my winter clothes today.
Which led to me cleaning out my closet.
Like REALLY cleaning out my closet.
And finding some great things buried in there.
And finding some great things buried in there.
Why am I keeping stuff that brings back memories of bad times?
I actually have an entire section of my closet which I have been avoiding because there is 1 shirt over there which reminds me of something awful. Get rid of it girl! Seriously.
And then I started feeling guilty for getting rid of stuff.
BUT then I thought more and realized by keeping stuff I am never EVER going to wear I am actually being selfish because someone else could be using it to keep warm in this winter.
I am lucky enough to work in fashion design and always have a plethora of clothes.
I have so many winter clothes...lots of old ones that are kinda beat.....I want to go out tonight and give them to homeless people.
Need to find a big burly friend to come with me and protect me.
Any takers?
....I guess I could take Bettie.
Louboutin Mafia
Her: High heels are oppressive.
Me: ...have you ever worn heels?
Her: No.
High heels do things to me.
When I see them my heart rate increases.
My basal temperature rises.
I cross a store like a zombie seeing a limping lamb.
When I put them on I can fight crime and save kittens.
Don't buy me roses.
Buy me Louboutin's, baby.
Me: ...have you ever worn heels?
Her: No.
High heels do things to me.
When I see them my heart rate increases.
My basal temperature rises.
I cross a store like a zombie seeing a limping lamb.
When I put them on I can fight crime and save kittens.
Don't buy me roses.
Buy me Louboutin's, baby.
Oh baby baby
Guys. It's almost October! What happened????
Here's my list of favourite discoveries/people/things/places of 2014!
Here's my list of favourite discoveries/people/things/places of 2014!
1. The beach/mostly driving to the beach singing gangster rap as loud as humanly possible
2. Blue cheese hamburger patties(omgawd)
3. Montreal (bah! I miss you)
4. Pink pedicures and French manicures
Oh hey, exactly 14 of the best things of 2014. How convenient!
Great year so far.
Btw, I want to know all 13,798 of you guys!
Message me or comment below!
(You can choose the "anonymous" setting if you want to leave a comment super quick).
Ciao
5. Telling everyone I am gaaaaaaayyyyy
6. My leather skirt
I need you I want you oh baby baby.
It was love at first sight.
7. My girlfriend(now ex-girlfriend).
It was amazing.
Now it's over.
Peace, girl.
8. My job.
I design clothes for a living.
And my boss rocks.
I am pretty much the luckiest person ever.
9. Grimes
she rules
she rules
10. Jenna Lyons (because she works in fashion as a CEO and she's awesoooome and gaaaayyyyy)
We have so much in common.
For example, we both have approximately 5 billion pairs of shoes.
11. My red high heels
They really were there for me.
Sadly a month ago they died a tragic sunscreen death.
(a story for another time haha)
12. Seeing my sister get married in Jamaica! woooo/awwwwwww!
13. Writing and having total strangers from around the world telling me they read my blog everyday!(love youuuuuuu!)
14. My oversized sweater with the ridiculous massive pocket. It's the legal way to wear a blanket to work. I mean come on.
Oh hey, exactly 14 of the best things of 2014. How convenient!
Great year so far.
Btw, I want to know all 13,798 of you guys!
Message me or comment below!
(You can choose the "anonymous" setting if you want to leave a comment super quick).
Ciao
