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Being a lesbian is a disease

Had to call in sick today. Some sort of flu thing.
Since some people think being a lesbian is a disease it would have been more fun to call in gay.
Me: Oh hey. Ya, I'm feeling like marrying Taylor Swift today. I won't be in.

Move For Hope

Hey guys!
I'm participating in this fitness event in a few weeks to raise money for shelters that support women who have experienced violence. If you want to make a donation to the cause that would be super awesome! Thanks:)
Link here:

GMO OMG

Everyone should watch this.
(It's on Netflix too)
http://www.gmofilm.com/
My favourite part is when they go to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault in Norway.
Very interesting.

Hillary Clinton(A WOMAN!) running for PRESIDENT

Y'all ready for this??!?

In case you haven't heard Hillary Clinton is running for PRESIDENT!
I'm not sure yet if I am endorsing her political points(need to read more).
But um, did I mention she's a WOMAN?!
This is amazing.
Wow. 
What a fascinating time time in history we are witnessing!

wearing the pants

My Mom: You look like Marilyn Monroe!
Me: Ahhhwww! Thanks!
My Dad(yelling from across the room into speaker phone): You should read her book!
Me: Ya?
Him: She was way ahead of her time! She even started her own production company in the 50's which was unheard of as a woman!

I love women who prove 
you don't have to wear pants
to wear "the pants"

you are too pretty to be gay

sometimes as a femme 
I think I would fit into the queer community better if I dressed more masculine
but that's just not who I am
a lot of people also don't "believe" I'm gay
(hahahaaa ohhhh the inherent poetic irony of life!)
which is sometimes frustrating
like I have to prove it
well...
I only date women 
and that's pretty much the gayest thing you can do