Botox
In Canada we don't need botox.
We have winter.
Which basically freezes your face for 6 months a year.
And your knees....always the knees.
Dear Vodka
Her: Did you really wear that jacket today?
-she gestures to my winter parka-
Me: Ya..... it was cold out! I had to walk my dog this morning.
Her: Brandy! It's +3
Me: It was snowing this morning!
Her: Haha you are so fucked. Wait until it's -50
-she gestures to my winter parka-
Me: Ya..... it was cold out! I had to walk my dog this morning.
Her: Brandy! It's +3
Me: It was snowing this morning!
Her: Haha you are so fucked. Wait until it's -50
Dear Vodka,
Can you hear me?
#girlproblems
That festive time of year when one goes through one's bin of tights.
I seem to have 2 clear options for tonight's party:
1. Skanky with holes
2. Wool(not attractive in any way whatsoever)
I seem to have 2 clear options for tonight's party:
1. Skanky with holes
2. Wool(not attractive in any way whatsoever)
Screw you winter.
....at least I'm having a good hair day!
....at least I'm having a good hair day!
Have a great Saturday night guys.
No one can stop you!!!
NO.ONE.
Winter Is Coming
What winter in Canada is actually like:
