Lesbian Roller Derby
I want to play roller derby.
But mostly because I want to wear lots of makeup, knee high rainbow socks, and crash into a pile of hot lesbians who call me Brandelion.
The Evolution of LGBTTQ Rights In The World
The green part is where LGBTTQ rights are recognized as well as gay marriage.
The red part is where being gay is punishable by death or imprisonment.
Pretty wild that in the year 2015 sexual discrimination and racism are STILL an issue.
We should have progressed farther than this by now.
If you ask me.
#firstworldproblems
-texting-
Her: I'm not going to the workout class this morning
Me: Honestly I really don't want to go. So tired. *drags limp body to coffee pot and pours coffee into mouth*
Her: You shouldn't go too!
Me: Oh god I do naaaatttttttttt want to go hahaha I have nothing to wear *cries into pillow* #firstworldproblems
Her: Lol!!!
Her: I'm not going to the workout class this morning
Me: Honestly I really don't want to go. So tired. *drags limp body to coffee pot and pours coffee into mouth*
Her: You shouldn't go too!
Me: Oh god I do naaaatttttttttt want to go hahaha I have nothing to wear *cries into pillow* #firstworldproblems
Her: Lol!!!
God give me strength!
And caffeine!
And a one piece mock neck bodysuit!
So I can look as babely as these menfolk!
enjoy
Life is short.
You have to enjoy every minute of it.
Or at least, try.
Naps
I love naps.
I am secretly an old man.
in disguiiiiiiiiise ;)
haha
in disguiiiiiiiiise ;)
haha
happy little accident
My parents didn't totally plan on having me.
I was a happy little accident.
Basically the Bob Ross of babies.
