I see you
Food was a good choice.
Second best choice I made today.
First being seeing you.
Faking It
All my favourite allergy friendly foods!
It's not the real thing, but it will be our secret. Mmmmk?
btw
you totally thought I was going to write about something dirty didn't you!? Pervs.
(please tell me you have seen When Harry Met Sally)
I would like to partake in your pecan piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee
1. Wow Butter.
Tastes just like peanut butter!
I suspect it is made of unicorn hooves.
And glitter.
2. Daiya (dairy free) Cheese.
It's good on everything.
I checked.
3. Wild Roots Gluten Free Pancake And Waffle Mix
AMAZING.
4. Wine!
It's peanut, dairy, and gluten free!
Cheers
You had me at scissor cookies
-2 femme lesbians texting-
Me: YES!
Her: Omg we could get truck cookie cutters and make u-hauls! And scissors. And cats. And plaid. Am I missing a stereotype?!?!
The Plus Side
There is a plus side to everything in life.
For example, I burnt the crap out of my omelette this morning. But the air in my apartment looks smokey and badass like a Vampire Weekend music video.
Terrible Vegan
It's probably not natural how much I love pizza.
I was a terrible vegan.
I would tap that
-looking for tank tops-
Me: Hmmm......I really want to go for Thai food
Him: Oh man last night I drove past that place! I was like (he does the head nod), "I would tap that"
Me: Hmmm......I really want to go for Thai food
Him: Oh man last night I drove past that place! I was like (he does the head nod), "I would tap that"
