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oh Canada

A nice Indian man with a Justin Bieber haircut at a gas station told me to be careful to not hit a moose. Canada, you are way too cute.

It never gets old.

I love tailgating.

I don't want to pass you. I don't want to be in front of you. And I don't want you to go faster.

I just want to be close to you.

Mmmmk?

Haha

The gas leak evacuation was called off and we are all back inside the building.

I should probably eat the piece of birthday cake I brought incase we explode this afternoon.

You know.

Just to be safe ;)

Harry figured out what U-Haul lesbians have known for decades

Me: Would you date someone you work with?

Her: I'm not sure. You?

Me: No, you should never sleep with someone you can't get away from

Her: Haha!