goes around comes around
Found a wallet full of money in a basket at Superstore.
I guess I could have kept the cash.
But who can afford that kind of karma.
Seriously.
#fashiondesignerlife haha
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Enjoying long romantic walks to the colour printer
Dear diary
Today I made her laugh so hard water went up her nose
I win.
Don't get old
*talking with my police officer friend*
Her: I pulled over an 85 year old man speeding today. Didn't ticket him because he was cute and had the best excuse haha
Me: What excuse?
Her: "Sorry I wasn't paying attention, sometimes I drive fast because I'm so god damn slow at everything else. Don't get old"
haha!
dirty laundry
Her: I accidentally brought your shirt home. Do you wash it any special way or can it go in the dryer?
Me: Oh all good. Cold wash hang to dry. Feel free to wear it or put it on your dog or use it as a cape when you are drunk.
Her: Haha, third option for sure
Me: I'm glad you are using my shirt as a cape. I'm using yours as a pillow. #creepy #itsmellsdifferentthanwhenyouwereasleep haha
Her: Bahahahahaha you're the greatest haha
Me: Oh all good. Cold wash hang to dry. Feel free to wear it or put it on your dog or use it as a cape when you are drunk.
Her: Haha, third option for sure
Me: I'm glad you are using my shirt as a cape. I'm using yours as a pillow. #creepy #itsmellsdifferentthanwhenyouwereasleep haha
Her: Bahahahahaha you're the greatest haha
8th wonder of the world
I imagine the centre of the Earth is made entirely of lost socks, bobby pins, and glow in the dark dog balls that were used during the daytime.
Where do they all go?!
