shy girl
Her: I am pretty shy
Me: You don't seem that shy
Her: Oh I am.
Me:.....I'm like 5% suuuuper shy. And 95% not giving a single f***.
pissing off conservatives 101
*walking down a crowded street holding her hand*
Her: We are like a walking poster for diversity
Me: Hmm?
Her: In front of us is a biracial couple and (gesturing to us) then there are two lesbians
Me: Haha! I like it.
Her: We are like a walking poster for diversity
Me: Hmm?
Her: In front of us is a biracial couple and (gesturing to us) then there are two lesbians
Me: Haha! I like it.
Canada Day
Saw a bear!
Classic!
fighting crime, in style!
I'm preeeetty sure my police officer friend needs this purse!
haha!
(she should probably also wear this outfit to work.....just sayin)
(she should probably also wear this outfit to work.....just sayin)
the heart wants
-her dog runs up to my dog and chases mine around the park-
-she tries to get her dog to come back but he isn't listening to her at all-
Her(gesturing in an apologetic manner): He likes the ladies.
Don't we all haha
-she tries to get her dog to come back but he isn't listening to her at all-
Her(gesturing in an apologetic manner): He likes the ladies.
Don't we all haha
Pious Pies
Opening a shop called Pious Pies.
The crusts will be made into the shape of all the Gods!
Including Ellen DeGeneres- God of lesbians!
