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Yes!

Her: Well, it would be easier if we were married

Me: Hmmm.....will you marry me? Problem solved!

Her: Yes! Hahaha typical lesbians!

Hasbian

Him: I have been binge watching Orange Is The New Black!
Me: Ohhhh so good!
Him: This show has me feeling like.....most women are lesbians? Partially?
Me: welllll...... more like tourists.

Also know as the "hasbian"

Started from the lettuce, now you here

Me: Oh maaaan! I'm so proud of you! Your first job in your field! No more working at Subway!
*we high five*
Her(beaming): Started from the bottom now I'm here!
Me: Started from the lettuce now you here!
Her: Haha! I'm going to get my first pay cheque all in loonies and then we can make it rain!
Me: Hahaha yes!! ...might be painful....prob still worth it

it's harder to make it rain ones in Canada

Bettie

hahaha

so today I realized my dog thinks Dude is her name

Top 7 Awkward Lesbian Questions I Get Asked

1. How do you have sex?

Like this, kids.

be safe

2. Can I watch?

No.

3. *The ex-boyfriend question* Did I turn you gay?

ahaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.

Maybe.

(I'm jooooking, only Shane Mccutcheon can do that)

4. Who is the man?

...maybe that guy over there in the scarf is the man? Or Brad Pitt....he seems like he's a man.....

haha the only thing I'm 100% certain of is that neither of us are men

5. You don't look like a lesbian.

.....and I mistook you for a gentle-hombre.

6. Why do lesbians love cats?

I actually know lots of lesbians who love dogs.

Lots.

7. Are you hitting on me?

Are you a lesbian?

Are you hot?

Then yes, it's possible.

what's cooking

Her: What's your baking specialty?
Me: I like making cookies
Her: That's weird I like eating cookies...haha
Me: That's convenient! ....maybe we should date
Her: Probably should, it only makes sense

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