Fo free!
Got a free razor in the mail.
Is this God's way of telling me to shave my legs?
#patriarchypeerpressure
#jokingishavemylegsalready
shaving?
Me: Do you shave your legs?
Her: Hahaha yes. Are there girls that don't, is that a thing?
Me: OMG yes. Like 80% of the lesbians I know
Her: What?! Seriously?
Me: They think it's repressive. I see their point. But I like to shave. I'm conditioned haha it's too late for me!
how I feel after I shave my legs:
HUT, HUT, HIKE!
*texting*
Me: Grown men in tight yellow spandex pants make me smile!
Her: Haha surely you can incorporate that into your new line. How is the game so far?
Me: Good! I have no idea what is going on. It smells like pretzels and sounds like horns. And Tim Horton ads. And men keep adjusting their junk. It's very amusing
Her: Hahaha God you're cute. Are they playing Edmonton?
Me: Hamilton I think based on the wasted guy in the next row who keeps yelling, "HAaaaaammMmmMmmilllTtTttoOOooonnnnnn!" in a Castaway volleyball type of tone
Her: Hahahaha wow for a second I felt like I was there
1994
My favourite sport is no longer math hahaha
but I think that epic rainbow dress indicated my fashion design career path
ladies never tell
Me: How are the kids?
Him: Good.... you never tell me anything anymore.... do you have a girlfriend? (smiling) or girlfriends?
Me(laughing): Heeeaaaaay!
I am insulted...
but also equally flattered!
Glass half full, baby.
People complain that their birthday is on a weekday....
they aren't realizing this gives you an excuse to celebrate for 4 whole days!
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, AND on your actual birthday.
