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*texting*

Me: I've never met a gold star lesbian before haha
Her: We are a dying breed lol jk
Me: You are funny
Her: Feels like a National Geographic documentary....watch the gold star lesbian in her natural habitat surrounded by cats and watching OITNB

*Monday morning*

Him: Hey! I haven't talked with you in forever! What's happening? You haven't been writing much
Me: Been having so much fun! Oh and I have a new friend! She's a police officer!
Him: Nice!
Me: The other day she arrested someone who stole a moose in a van!

*noodle box and cider with my lesbian friend before the Ed Sheeran concert*

Me: So on Twitter I invited Ed Sheeran to join us for pre-concert drinks!
Her: Hahaha! And?
Me: No response yet
Her: Aw haha
Me(smiling): He's playing hard to get

Me: She's a cop
My Dad: You should tell her the story about how you almost got arrested for using fake ID when it actually was yours!
Me: Haha! Totally! That was hilarious!
My Dad(teasing): ...they should arrest you for BEING YOU!