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The femme struggle

*at Pride dance party*
-yelling over loud dance music to my lesbian friend-

Her: Is that seriously the gayest thing you could wear?
Me: I'm wearing shorts at a bar! I tried my best!
Her: Your hoodie is bright pink!

she's awesome like, whoa

Her: I don't know any sushi places
Me: I know a good place. Like the back of my hand. I'm like Kung Foo Panda haha
Her: Haha are you going to kick my butt too?!
Me: Waaaaaa no I am like peace panda. Unless you are like into that haha....but still I would be like, "Ummmm.....babe no."
Her: No, definitely not my thing lol
Me: Haha mine either
Her: So wait, you're hilarious, gorgeous, think cardiovascular health is important and you don't like kicking people's butts? How are you single?
Me: Hahaha I've been waiting for you! Hurry up!
Her: Working on it haha