Dad bod
The current "Dad bod" trend for male bodies that says, "I work out occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eight slices of pizza at a time" is not new.
Gay men have been appreciating this for ages!
They call this a "bear".
Lesbian Roller Derby
I want to play roller derby.
But mostly because I want to wear lots of makeup, knee high rainbow socks, and crash into a pile of hot lesbians who call me Brandelion.
#firstworldproblems
-texting-
Her: I'm not going to the workout class this morning
Me: Honestly I really don't want to go. So tired. *drags limp body to coffee pot and pours coffee into mouth*
Her: You shouldn't go too!
Me: Oh god I do naaaatttttttttt want to go hahaha I have nothing to wear *cries into pillow* #firstworldproblems
Her: Lol!!!
Her: I'm not going to the workout class this morning
Me: Honestly I really don't want to go. So tired. *drags limp body to coffee pot and pours coffee into mouth*
Her: You shouldn't go too!
Me: Oh god I do naaaatttttttttt want to go hahaha I have nothing to wear *cries into pillow* #firstworldproblems
Her: Lol!!!
God give me strength!
And caffeine!
And a one piece mock neck bodysuit!
So I can look as babely as these menfolk!
Naps
I love naps.
I am secretly an old man.
in disguiiiiiiiiise ;)
haha
in disguiiiiiiiiise ;)
haha
happy little accident
My parents didn't totally plan on having me.
I was a happy little accident.
Basically the Bob Ross of babies.
oh boys
Her: Can you pass me the blanket?
Me: Oh ya sure, are you cold?
Her: No I just want the cat to come sit on my lap
Me: He keeps coming to me. Probably because I don't love all cats
Her: That's so true! Cats always want the one that doesn't want them!
Me: Haha! Just like men!
Me: Oh ya sure, are you cold?
Her: No I just want the cat to come sit on my lap
Me: He keeps coming to me. Probably because I don't love all cats
Her: That's so true! Cats always want the one that doesn't want them!
Me: Haha! Just like men!
Lesbians: the ultimate challenge!
