12
Her: I didn't like Titanic. It wasn't romantic that he let himself drown
Me: It was sad! I was 12 or something!
Middle aged guy(teasing me): Wow, you just dated yourself
*I shrug*
Older guy: I was 12 when it sank!
Me: It was sad! I was 12 or something!
Middle aged guy(teasing me): Wow, you just dated yourself
*I shrug*
Older guy: I was 12 when it sank!
I'm a belieber!
Me: You are totally going to catch the bouquet because you are feisty!
Her: Haha! No I'm always a bridesmaid, never a bride!
Me: Never say never! (mischievous grin) Justin Beiber said that! And he's a wise man haha
Her: I'm a beleiber!
Her: Haha! No I'm always a bridesmaid, never a bride!
Me: Never say never! (mischievous grin) Justin Beiber said that! And he's a wise man haha
Her: I'm a beleiber!
Traumatizing your cat
When I meow back at cats I always wonder what I'm saying.
Like tonight I imagine Henry was like, "I'm scared, who are you? I'm under the couch!"
And I meowed back like, "Lipstick! It's Tylenol! Hot spot! Celine Dion Lion!"
Calgary Lesbians
There ARE lesbians in Calgary!
I know for sure. I saw a table of them.
One had a shirt that said, "Respect the bean."
I'm not making this stuff up.
Dogsitter
Her: How much does she eat?
Me: One scoop twice a day
Her: Is there anything else I need to know about her?
Me: She loves snuggles!
*lady gives me an unamused look*
how is that not an appropriate answer?!
Hangry
is a very real thing
