the ghost in my apartment
Sometimes at night in my apartment there is this sound like a toilet seat slamming down.
I imagine it is the ghost of a disgruntled house wife.
yowza
Short skirt
plus
hot car seat
= danger
gay or not too gay, that is the question
Me: I wish I knew someone great to set you up with....
Him: That's ok
Me: Oh! My neighbour is hot!
Him: Ya?
Me: Totally! I hit on her every time I see her
Him(laughing): Is she gay?
Me: I have no idea...she doesn't seem to mind though! Haha
Him: That's ok
Me: Oh! My neighbour is hot!
Him: Ya?
Me: Totally! I hit on her every time I see her
Him(laughing): Is she gay?
Me: I have no idea...she doesn't seem to mind though! Haha
perhaps some subtle lawn ornaments will do the trick
MILBF, the new MILF
We should replace MILF with MILBF.
Mom I'd Like to Buy Flowers
.respect.
text me right meow
*catching up with my lesbian friend*
Her: I went to this lesbian event and there were like 200 other lesbians in the line outside. They all had the exact same asymmetrical haircut and "little boy" type designer clothes on. They were ALL on their phones texting and no one was talking to each other. They had bitchy, "I'm like waaay too good to be in this lineup" looks on their faces
Me: Texting their cats
Her: I went to this lesbian event and there were like 200 other lesbians in the line outside. They all had the exact same asymmetrical haircut and "little boy" type designer clothes on. They were ALL on their phones texting and no one was talking to each other. They had bitchy, "I'm like waaay too good to be in this lineup" looks on their faces
Me: Texting their cats
