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Canadian Catcalling

Walking Bettie at dusk on an empty street. A man on a bicycle crossed the centre line.

As he got near me I started to get a little nervous.

Then he just shouted, "WOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!" and biked away.

Canadians! Polite even when they are catcalling! Haha

Him: Hey gorgeous! How are you feeling?
Me: Good! Great day! Having an allergic reaction to something though and my ear is twice as big as it should be
Him: Oooo, that's not good
Me: It will be ok. Ooo! Haha! I meant to text you and say it's like Pinocchio but my ear instead of my nose!
Him: From hearing things that aren't true!

Tiny dancer

Sorry to diverge the convo from Hillary Clinton

but guys

.....am I the only one who thinks it looks like Diane Sawyer is wearing a body suit and no pants?!
....she could rock it.

wwwwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It's May.

It's snowing.

WTF.

(I have to create a new label/group for this post called "Surviving Canadian Summer. And by summer I mean winter. But in June!" Maybe that's too long.

I'll just go with, "AGHJHJHAAGHA!" a group dedicated to things too terrible for words!

Lightweight On Non-Date-Date

*I frolic over to him while he's cooking eggs and give him a bear hug*

Me: I'm a little drunk. First drink in 5 weeks! I had a glass of wine on my non-date-date
Him: Haha nice!
Me: My stomach and my cheeks got all warm like when you have never had alcohol before
Him(smiling): Awww!

it felt like this:

Shaving

I don't always shave my legs.

But when I do I feel like I deserve a reward.

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