Stranger danger
*message comes in from an unknown number*
Unknown number: Woman to woman- sugaring is horribly painful right?
Me: .....who is this?
(she texts me her name)
Unknown number: New phone or that date was so bad you deleted my number?
Me: OMG sorry! I got a new iphone!!!
Unknown number: Woman to woman- sugaring is horribly painful right?
Me: .....who is this?
(she texts me her name)
Unknown number: New phone or that date was so bad you deleted my number?
Me: OMG sorry! I got a new iphone!!!
Rich
Dark chocolate, glass of red wine, puppy snuggles.
I am rich.
Baller
Me: See! YOU are the heartbreaker! Haha
Him: Ya....
Me: You are always calling me that but you are the one breaking hearts
Him: I just like saying it to you
Me: I like it too. Makes me feel like a baller!
-he laughs-
Him: Ya....
Me: You are always calling me that but you are the one breaking hearts
Him: I just like saying it to you
Me: I like it too. Makes me feel like a baller!
-he laughs-
Dinah Shore Weekend, Palm Springs
*texting my friend*
Me: Is Dinah Shore sold out?
Her: Nope
Me: Coooool. Maybe this is weird but can I come with you? Is that crazy?......haha
Her: Not weird at all. The only problem is I have 5-7 ladies in my room though. It's a tight squeeze
Me: Hmmmm sounds good to me lol :/ haha
Her: Lol we can talk about it tomorrow
Me: Haha cool. I could sleep on you. To save space(thumbs up emoticon). I'm good like that
Her: You are so sweet (face blowing a kiss heart emoticon)
Me: Is Dinah Shore sold out?
Her: Nope
Me: Coooool. Maybe this is weird but can I come with you? Is that crazy?......haha
Her: Not weird at all. The only problem is I have 5-7 ladies in my room though. It's a tight squeeze
Me: Hmmmm sounds good to me lol :/ haha
Her: Lol we can talk about it tomorrow
Me: Haha cool. I could sleep on you. To save space(thumbs up emoticon). I'm good like that
Her: You are so sweet (face blowing a kiss heart emoticon)
I try. I try.
Being Captain
Me: Hey buddy how's it going?
Him(looking defeated): *sigh* It's going.
Him(looking defeated): *sigh* It's going.
As my Dad used to say, it's not easy being captain of a pirate ship.
Labels, matter?
A three year old child in my family ripped all the labels off all the canned goods in the cupboard circa 1980. For privacy reasons thy shall remain nameless.
For months my Mom would open mystery cans and make dinners out of whatever happened to be inside. A peach could become a variety of things, peach cobbler, a smoothie....cereal topping.
But still, a peach is inherently a peach.
Because of the hilarity of mystery dinner nights I cannot deny the convenience of labels.
For canned goods.
