love her
Her soft brown hair spreads across the blanket.
We look into each other's faces in the pitch black.
"Do you still love her?" she asks
"Ya. I love her and I kind of hate her." I say
I would have let her cat eat my leather skirt.
Lesbian Witchcraft
Her: It smells witchy in here. Do you always burn incense?
Smoke curls around her face.
She looks exactly like Brooke Shields in the 90's.
Me: No, just sometimes.
Her: I like it. I burn incense when I do witchcraft.
Smoke curls around her face.
She looks exactly like Brooke Shields in the 90's.
Me: No, just sometimes.
Her: I like it. I burn incense when I do witchcraft.
At The Cocktail Party
We sip fancy martinis. Someone is giving a speech.
Me: Can you see?
Her: Not really
I pick her up by wrapping my arms around her thighs.
"Put me down!!!" she laugh-yells at me.
She looks so distinguished in her bow tie. I'm glad I wore my red heels tonight.
Me: Can you see?
Her: Not really
I pick her up by wrapping my arms around her thighs.
"Put me down!!!" she laugh-yells at me.
She looks so distinguished in her bow tie. I'm glad I wore my red heels tonight.
I knew I Loved You When...
She flings the Chuck It for Bettie and dog slobber sprays off the blue plastic into my mouth.
"Ah!" I laugh-yell
"Oh no!" she laughs
She kisses me.
"Now we both have dog slobber in our mouthes," she says.
"Ah!" I laugh-yell
"Oh no!" she laughs
She kisses me.
"Now we both have dog slobber in our mouthes," she says.
Lesbian Problems
In a bar I have never been to before.
In a city I have never been to before.
I sit down at a table with my best friend and some buddies.
A woman comes and sits beside me.
We start to chat:
Her: Wait....your name is Brandy?
Me: Yes
Her: And you aren't from here?
Me:Yes.....
Her: You dated my sister.
True story.
In a city I have never been to before.
I sit down at a table with my best friend and some buddies.
A woman comes and sits beside me.
We start to chat:
Her: Wait....your name is Brandy?
Me: Yes
Her: And you aren't from here?
Me:Yes.....
Her: You dated my sister.
True story.
French Kiss
I run into his arms like a drunk puppy.
"Imsoooooohappppyyyyyyyyyy!! She's amazing!!!!" I exclaim upon impact into his chest.
"She was like, 'So, was this your first Montreal kiss?' And I said, "Yes!"
And then we smiled.
I smiled so big.
So real.
