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I took the liberty of re-writing the first few pages of "Barbie: I can be a computer engineer!" which has now been recalled from book stores haha
Thanks Feminist Barbie Hacker!
https://computer-engineer-barbie.herokuapp.com/
Enjoy!

I am allergic to peanuts.
But I FUCKING LOVE peanuts.

peanut butter, peanut cookies, those chocolate bars with peanuts in them, Reeese's....NY roasted glazed peanuts, peanut brittle, peanuts on a boat, lesbians covered in peanuts(wait, what? what. what?)

Sometimes I lie to myself. I say, "Nawww I'm not REALLY allergic. I mean, when was the last time I checked? It will be different this time."
No.
No it won't.
They still give me hives.
Which brings me down.
And it doesn't go away for days.

Peanuts, are exactly the same as checking my ex's social media.
So, if you ask me what they are up to
I will suggest you go check!
I have no idea haha
I stopped torturing myself like that somewhere around the age of 25.

-last week-
Her (my lesbian friend): What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Going on a date!
Her: I want to ask with who but I don't want to gossip....the community is so bad for that....

Her: So I ran into this douchebag guy I used to date with his new girlfriend and I don't even use Twitter but she immediately "Tweeted" or "Twittered" or whatever it's called and was SUPER mean about me
Him: How many mean things can you say in 140 characters?!

Me: So one of my ex-boyfriend's friends sent me a weird text yesterday like, "Rumour has it you became a lesbian. Well, as long as you are happy, congrats" haha