Lesbian Christmas Survival Guide
Her: Are you going home for Christmas?
Me: Yup!
Her: Have you seen your family since you came out?
Me: Nope!
Her: Huh...that's probably going to be really weird for you, hey?
Me: Yup!
To help I've created this three step
*Lesbian Christmas Survival Guide!*
1. Wine
2. Wine
3. Wine
High Five
Sliding on ice across three lanes of traffic, smashing into a concrete barrier, and getting out to discover NO damage felt a lot like God giving me a high five.
Looked a lot like this..... but with WAY more swear words before impact haha
Missing And Murdered Aboriginal Women
-at a fundraiser for missing and murdered aboriginal women-
Her(in the microphone): Sometimes I get really awkward and don't know what to do with my hands....and I always do the wrong thing. Like I will do this (she wraps her hands around her head in a twisty motion)
*the audience laughs in what I assume to be agreement (who hasn't been on a nervous date?!)*
Her: This next song is about that feeling
Her(in the microphone): Sometimes I get really awkward and don't know what to do with my hands....and I always do the wrong thing. Like I will do this (she wraps her hands around her head in a twisty motion)
*the audience laughs in what I assume to be agreement (who hasn't been on a nervous date?!)*
Her: This next song is about that feeling
Well guys, I will blog about it with my (sometimes situationally awkward) hands.
(my very small way of giving back to a community that doesn't have the loudest voice, if one at all)
It's astounded such blatant racism is still prevailing in the year 2014. We should have already progressed farther than this.
When aboriginal women go missing they aren't searched for and this promotes this targeted violence. More than 1000 aboriginal women have been murdered since 1980.
And all human lives are of equal value.
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has"-Margaret Mead
it's not my suit
-at a formal Christmas party with the guy I traded costumes with on Halloween-
re:http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/trading-clothes.html
*I enthusiastically wave at him*
*we waves back*
Me: Hi! It's so awesome to see you again!
*we hug*
Me(gesturing to his suit): You look nice!
Him(gesturing to my black lace dress and heels): You too!
Me: I still have your bodysuit Halloween costume....I hung it up my closet with all my regular clothes. It makes me happy every time I see it. I was actually going to wear it tonight.
*he heartily laughs*
re:http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/trading-clothes.html
*I enthusiastically wave at him*
*we waves back*
Me: Hi! It's so awesome to see you again!
*we hug*
Me(gesturing to his suit): You look nice!
Him(gesturing to my black lace dress and heels): You too!
Me: I still have your bodysuit Halloween costume....I hung it up my closet with all my regular clothes. It makes me happy every time I see it. I was actually going to wear it tonight.
*he heartily laughs*
What I am doing today:
(the only suitable thing to do after a weekend jam packed full of delightful Christmas shenanigans)
p.s. belly rub?
Kiss a girl in suspenders
"LOOK! HOOLA HOOP DANCERS!" my friend shouts to me
Two women in flapper dresses swing glowing rings around their bodies
I play with a stranger's boa
Kiss a girl in suspenders
In a sea of top hats
and pearls
Los Angeles New Years Eve !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS!!!!!
I JUST FOUND OUT.............
I JUST FOUND OUT.............
I'M GOING TO BE IN LA FOR NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M A LITTLE EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!
Compton, watch out.
