How?!
Him: How did your blog get so popular SO fast?!
It's a lesbian secret.
as always, I will trade you for a date with Megan Fox
....I wanted to find a photo of her in a cute Santa hat but this will have to suffice
23
we are 23
she draws magic on my walls with a sharpie
she draws magic on my walls with a sharpie
secrets no one else knows
it smells like orange peels
big pupils
and black lace dresses
it smells like orange peels
big pupils
and black lace dresses
we lay under my bed on the carpet
laughing
in the dark
the world can't get us here
in the dark
the world can't get us here
Remembrance Day
My Grandpa had a baby girl and they named her "Vimy" after Vimy Ridge where he got shot in the leg. I grew up sitting on her knee while she knitted tea cozies.
The war wasn't so long ago.
In honour of Remembrance Day
and to a peaceful future
a minute of silence
Botox
In Canada we don't need botox.
We have winter.
Which basically freezes your face for 6 months a year.
And your knees....always the knees.
borrow my toothbrush
I sit on the edge of the tub and shave my legs.
She brushes her teeth with my toothbrush.
I look behind me.
I look behind me.
She smiles.
I hope when I'm old all I remember are moments like this.
light one up
Him(cute accent): You are so sweet and innocent, but also naughty!
Me: Haha
-I give him a mischievous grin-
Him: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Shopping for Christmas lights at Urban Outfitters with my lesbian friend!
Him: You two are going to light one up!
Me: Hahaha!
-he looks confused-
Me: .....do you know what "light one up" means?
Him:......no
-I put two fingers to my lips and pretend to inhale-
Him: Ohhhhh!....are you sure?
Me:......no haha
Me: Haha
-I give him a mischievous grin-
Him: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Shopping for Christmas lights at Urban Outfitters with my lesbian friend!
Him: You two are going to light one up!
Me: Hahaha!
-he looks confused-
Me: .....do you know what "light one up" means?
Him:......no
-I put two fingers to my lips and pretend to inhale-
Him: Ohhhhh!....are you sure?
Me:......no haha
we are two of a kind
