Gentle-hombre
Him: Excuse me!
I look up through the darkness and see a man sitting at a picnic table with a friend. Bettie smells the loose bark around my feet.
Me: Yes?
Him: I was just talking with my friend about how I would like to call you sometime? Would it be ok if I had your number?
Me: Oh..oh....thanks but I am actually seeing someone
Him: Oh ok then. I just thought you were really cute
Me: Aw! Thank you....that's really sweet of you
Him: Sorry for bothering you.
How polite! Such a gentle-hombre!
I look up through the darkness and see a man sitting at a picnic table with a friend. Bettie smells the loose bark around my feet.
Me: Yes?
Him: I was just talking with my friend about how I would like to call you sometime? Would it be ok if I had your number?
Me: Oh..oh....thanks but I am actually seeing someone
Him: Oh ok then. I just thought you were really cute
Me: Aw! Thank you....that's really sweet of you
Him: Sorry for bothering you.
How polite! Such a gentle-hombre!
Boo!
So, Halloween is approximately:
....not that I am counting or anything
I am this excited:
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
And will be practicing this for the next 44 days with my friend from work by the printers:
we RULE!
And will be practicing this for the next 44 days with my friend from work by the printers:
Dear Soulmate
Dear Soulmate,
Where are you?!
Do you exist?
I hope you didn't die in a surfing calamity.
Or a fire.
Or a tragic juggling accident.
Maybe we live mere blocks from each other but never cross paths because one of us hits the green light while the other hits the red.
Several times I thought I saw you from a distance but when I got up close I saw your face had changed.
Please find me before I am old and wrinkley (I guesstimate you have about 80 years left).
You will recognize me when you see me as I always wear my heart on my sleeve.
Love Brandy
Where are you?!
Do you exist?
I hope you didn't die in a surfing calamity.
Or a fire.
Or a tragic juggling accident.
Maybe we live mere blocks from each other but never cross paths because one of us hits the green light while the other hits the red.
Several times I thought I saw you from a distance but when I got up close I saw your face had changed.
Please find me before I am old and wrinkley (I guesstimate you have about 80 years left).
You will recognize me when you see me as I always wear my heart on my sleeve.
Love Brandy
10000 hits biattchhhhesss
My brother: How many views is your blog at now?
Me: It hit 10000 today!
My brother: Holy crap!
I love you guys.
As my gift to you here is a sexy picture of Jennifer Lopez hitting something!
It's like a Brandylion gift bag!
Me: It hit 10000 today!
My brother: Holy crap!
I love you guys.
As my gift to you here is a sexy picture of Jennifer Lopez hitting something!
It's like a Brandylion gift bag!
Banana Jurisdiction
Driving.
Singing and eating a banana.
Pull up beside a cop.
Hide banana.
Not sure what the jurisdiction on banana singing is.
Dog days of summer
"I come here to watch the sunset," he says.
The colours in the sky melt into one another.
He lays down on the shale by the river and I fill his belly button with tiny purple flowers.
Dog days of summer.
