He flicks the light on. I am temporarily blind and disoriented.
I can see his outline and feel her hand on my waist.
"Whoah, you guys are so beautiful. Like angels." he says.
He lingers for a few seconds.
Then turns the light off and leaves.
Great for: 1. Macrame!.... (skeptical eyebrow lift....who the hell does macrame...) 2. Art/my job 3. Taxes! I am so damn good at keeping my gasoline receipts. That's right baby. Mrow.
Bad for: 1. Breakups
(my mind a few weeks ago) what went wrong? what did she mean by that? did I do the wrong thing? right thing? too much of the thing? what is the thing? can I fix it? is it better not fixed? is it broken? who really broke it? we were great together though. were we great? she didn't even snore. she was the best. was she the best? will we fix it? what went wrong???? bahhhhhhh haha Luckily (for everyone's sanity) the worst is over.
Him(shouting): THIS IS OUR SONG!!!
We enthusiastically sing the lyrics to each other.
A drag queen wraps my friend's suspender strap around her neck and my friend lets out a deep belly laugh. I whip my hair around to the thumping club music.
At 3am the DJ tells us about the after party at another club.
Her: It's crazy guys...there's like smoke coming out of bathroom stalls...it's like a Weeknd music video
Me: I saw an add in the window of Forever 21 for their Barbie Collection and I HAD to go in and check it out. I felt like the worst fourth wave feminist ever haha
My liberated lesbian friend: Haha, actually I read an article that said Barbie is an astronaut, a doctor...a police officer... she has lots of different careers! So she is an educated doll!
Last year I was Barbie in the box for Halloween....I guess you can take Barbie out of the closet.... but you can't take the Barbie out of the girl....or something like that....haha idk I'm blonde, mmmk?
Him: I would love to live in a loft
Me: You should!
Him: My friends say no because then I won't get a girl. They say there has to be a proper bedroom.
Me: Really? I love lofts.....I'm gay though
Him: Haha! That doesn't make you less of a girl! You are definitely a girl.
Me: Last time I checked...was a while ago though
Him: Hahaha you should probably make sure
Me: Probably
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