This kiiiiiinda made my day
Woman at work: Ummm...what is this? haha
She holds up a piece of fabric with our logo on it in holographic rainbow
Me: Where did you find that?
She points to someone's desk
Me: They must have sent it for me haha!
Can't lie- it's one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
Not a hyperbole.
Totally want to make it into a pride parade headband. Must figure out who it belongs to lol
Totally want to make it into a pride parade headband. Must figure out who it belongs to lol
Winter Is Coming
What winter in Canada is actually like:
At The Cocktail Party
We sip fancy martinis. Someone is giving a speech.
Me: Can you see?
Her: Not really
I pick her up by wrapping my arms around her thighs.
"Put me down!!!" she laugh-yells at me.
She looks so distinguished in her bow tie. I'm glad I wore my red heels tonight.
Me: Can you see?
Her: Not really
I pick her up by wrapping my arms around her thighs.
"Put me down!!!" she laugh-yells at me.
She looks so distinguished in her bow tie. I'm glad I wore my red heels tonight.
I knew I Loved You When...
She flings the Chuck It for Bettie and dog slobber sprays off the blue plastic into my mouth.
"Ah!" I laugh-yell
"Oh no!" she laughs
She kisses me.
"Now we both have dog slobber in our mouthes," she says.
"Ah!" I laugh-yell
"Oh no!" she laughs
She kisses me.
"Now we both have dog slobber in our mouthes," she says.
Why I'm not vegan anymore
1. I was gaining weight
2. I was starving all the time
3. Cheese is f***ing delicious.
Don't worry, I'm still a total lesbo.
2. I was starving all the time
3. Cheese is f***ing delicious.
Don't worry, I'm still a total lesbo.
Doing Shots Of Patron In Beverly Hills
Falling in love and having my heart broken this time was like that time I went to that party in Beverly Hills and did shots of tequila all night.
It really hurt for days afterwards.
But it was one of the best times of my entire life.
No regrets.
It really hurt for days afterwards.
But it was one of the best times of my entire life.
No regrets.
