Montreal trip 2015!!!!
All of my favourite clothes(leather pants, cat shirt, tribal wedge heels) seem to have suddenly fallen apart/developed holes at the exact same time.
This clearly means one thing: Annual trip to Montreal is soon!
WOOOOO!
Let's do this.
8th wonder of the world
I imagine the centre of the Earth is made entirely of lost socks, bobby pins, and glow in the dark dog balls that were used during the daytime.
Where do they all go?!
Yes!
Her: Well, it would be easier if we were married
Me: Hmmm.....will you marry me? Problem solved!
Her: Yes! Hahaha typical lesbians!
Hasbian
Him: I have been binge watching Orange Is The New Black!
Me: Ohhhh so good!
Him: This show has me feeling like.....most women are lesbians? Partially?
Me: welllll...... more like tourists.
Me: Ohhhh so good!
Him: This show has me feeling like.....most women are lesbians? Partially?
Me: welllll...... more like tourists.
Also know as the "hasbian"
Started from the lettuce, now you here
Me: Oh maaaan! I'm so proud of you! Your first job in your field! No more working at Subway!
*we high five*
Her(beaming): Started from the bottom now I'm here!
Me: Started from the lettuce now you here!
Her: Haha! I'm going to get my first pay cheque all in loonies and then we can make it rain!
Me: Hahaha yes!! ...might be painful....prob still worth it
*we high five*
Her(beaming): Started from the bottom now I'm here!
Me: Started from the lettuce now you here!
Her: Haha! I'm going to get my first pay cheque all in loonies and then we can make it rain!
Me: Hahaha yes!! ...might be painful....prob still worth it
it's harder to make it rain ones in Canada
ball so hard
Weirdly delicious breakfast of organic lettuce, dark chocolate, and strawberries.....ball so hard.
