Bettie
hahaha
so today I realized my dog thinks Dude is her name
Flat Foot Active Barbie
Hey fitsters!
Have you read about the new Barbie with FLAT FEET?
That's right! They have released her into the big bad world.
After the "Barbie Engineer" debacle this has earned them some feminism street cred.
Good job Mattel.
Have you read about the new Barbie with FLAT FEET?
That's right! They have released her into the big bad world.
After the "Barbie Engineer" debacle this has earned them some feminism street cred.
Good job Mattel.
Top 7 Awkward Lesbian Questions I Get Asked
1. How do you have sex?
3. *The ex-boyfriend question* Did I turn you gay?
4. Who is the man?
6. Why do lesbians love cats?
Like this, kids.
be safe
2. Can I watch?
No.
ahaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.
Maybe.
(I'm jooooking, only Shane Mccutcheon can do that)
...maybe that guy over there in the scarf is the man? Or Brad Pitt....he seems like he's a man.....
haha the only thing I'm 100% certain of is that neither of us are men
5. You don't look like a lesbian.
.....and I mistook you for a gentle-hombre.
I actually know lots of lesbians who love dogs.
Lots.
7. Are you hitting on me?
Are you a lesbian?
Are you hot?
Then yes, it's possible.
meet the parents
Me: Soooo it's not a u-haul buuuuuut on our fourth date you get to meet my entire family. We are sooooo gay haha!
Her: Hahaha so gay.
Me: Thanks for booking the flights babe. I can't wait to see you again
Her: I figured most lesbians take trips together on thier fourth or fifth date haha
Her: Hahaha so gay.
Me: Thanks for booking the flights babe. I can't wait to see you again
Her: I figured most lesbians take trips together on thier fourth or fifth date haha
