Her: What's your baking specialty?
Me: I like making cookies
Her: That's weird I like eating cookies...haha
Me: That's convenient! ....maybe we should date
Her: Probably should, it only makes sense
This weather is caaarrrraaazaayyyyyy.
It's super hot, humid, smoky, no rain, and there is lightning.
Reading the news today was depressing.
But then I saw Miley Cyrus dating Victoria Secret model Stella Maxwell and it vastly improved.
Her: I am pretty shy
Me: You don't seem that shy
Her: Oh I am.
Me:.....I'm like 5% suuuuper shy. And 95% not giving a single f***.
*walking down a crowded street holding her hand*
Her: We are like a walking poster for diversity
Me: Hmm?
Her: In front of us is a biracial couple and (gesturing to us) then there are two lesbians
Me: Haha! I like it.