fighting crime, in style!
I'm preeeetty sure my police officer friend needs this purse!
haha!
(she should probably also wear this outfit to work.....just sayin)
(she should probably also wear this outfit to work.....just sayin)
the heart wants
-her dog runs up to my dog and chases mine around the park-
-she tries to get her dog to come back but he isn't listening to her at all-
Her(gesturing in an apologetic manner): He likes the ladies.
Don't we all haha
-she tries to get her dog to come back but he isn't listening to her at all-
Her(gesturing in an apologetic manner): He likes the ladies.
Don't we all haha
Ophelia
Her: He's good at photography for the same reason he is good at sports....he sees the open space before it's filled
Me: Have you ever told him that?
Her: No
Me: You should
Me: Have you ever told him that?
Her: No
Me: You should
Pious Pies
Opening a shop called Pious Pies.
The crusts will be made into the shape of all the Gods!
Including Ellen DeGeneres- God of lesbians!
Fo free!
Got a free razor in the mail.
Is this God's way of telling me to shave my legs?
#patriarchypeerpressure
#jokingishavemylegsalready
shaving?
Me: Do you shave your legs?
Her: Hahaha yes. Are there girls that don't, is that a thing?
Me: OMG yes. Like 80% of the lesbians I know
Her: What?! Seriously?
Me: They think it's repressive. I see their point. But I like to shave. I'm conditioned haha it's too late for me!
how I feel after I shave my legs:
