moooar pleazeeee
AHHH!!!
The season 3 finale of OITNB was soooooo good!!!!
Gold Star Lesbian
*texting*
Me: I've never met a gold star lesbian before haha
Her: We are a dying breed lol jk
Me: You are funny
Her: Feels like a National Geographic documentary....watch the gold star lesbian in her natural habitat surrounded by cats and watching OITNB
Me: I've never met a gold star lesbian before haha
Her: We are a dying breed lol jk
Me: You are funny
Her: Feels like a National Geographic documentary....watch the gold star lesbian in her natural habitat surrounded by cats and watching OITNB
Gay pride aftermath
*Monday morning*
And in other news
this florescent pink hair chalk is a little more
permanent than the box claims
hahaha
Wild thing
Him: Hey! I haven't talked with you in forever! What's happening? You haven't been writing much
Me: Been having so much fun! Oh and I have a new friend! She's a police officer!
Him: Nice!
Me: The other day she arrested someone who stole a moose in a van!
Me: Been having so much fun! Oh and I have a new friend! She's a police officer!
Him: Nice!
Me: The other day she arrested someone who stole a moose in a van!
tiny parts
the raindrops fall
like tiny ants
at half speed
carrying 20 times their weight
they hit our faces
rush together
crawl-crawl-crawl-
exploding off your eyelashes
so each time you blink it's fireworks
rewind
explode
into their sectional bodies
rewind
explode
crawling together
soaking into your pores
arthropods
looking for their other
tiny parts
@edsheeran
*noodle box and cider with my lesbian friend before the Ed Sheeran concert*
Me: So on Twitter I invited Ed Sheeran to join us for pre-concert drinks!
Her: Hahaha! And?
Me: No response yet
Her: Aw haha
Me(smiling): He's playing hard to get
Me: So on Twitter I invited Ed Sheeran to join us for pre-concert drinks!
Her: Hahaha! And?
Me: No response yet
Her: Aw haha
Me(smiling): He's playing hard to get
