Feeling Grateful
I got to spend 2 hours on the phone with one of my closest friends.
She's convinced her fiance's (!!!!sorry just REALLY excited about the wedding) cat is plotting to kill her
hahaha
I miss her.
AND
had Easter brunch with my awesome buddy!
AND
made some new friends this weekend!
AND
got in an awesome workout!
Overall I would rate this weekend very high on the satisfaction meter.
Could only have been improved by an Easter famjam....
but I feel a summer family get-together in the air.....
Hot Vs. Crazy
Me(sigh): She's SO hot.....and...kinda crazy haha
Him(making graph-like gestures in the air): It's the hot vs crazy parameters! Generally the hotter someone is, the more likely they are to be nuts!
-I laugh-
Him: It's true!
Him(making graph-like gestures in the air): It's the hot vs crazy parameters! Generally the hotter someone is, the more likely they are to be nuts!
-I laugh-
Him: It's true!
I think everyone is kind of crazy.
You just have to find someone the same kind of crazy as you haha...
Happy Easter guys!
Happy Easter guys!
psychedelic cat band for the win!
*He has soft brown eyes, the kind you want to curl up and have a nap in*
Me(yelling over the live band): We should start an obscene new-age band where we only play things that aren't real instruments!!
Him: We should have a cat in the band too!!
Me: Totally!
Him: And projections of psychedelic cats!
Me(yelling over the live band): We should start an obscene new-age band where we only play things that aren't real instruments!!
Him: We should have a cat in the band too!!
Me: Totally!
Him: And projections of psychedelic cats!
yaaaaasssssssssssss!
describe marriage to me
Me(joking): I think we should skip to the marriage part
Him: I'm surprised marriage is even on your radar. I definitely saw you as the extended relationship type
Me: Why?
Him: Describe marriage to me
Me: I want to wake up beside someone I love everyday
Him: Me too
bad desire
(cooing on the radio)
-I got a bad desire oohhhhhohhhhhhhhhhohhhh I'm on fire-
*the beauty salon smells like acetone and green tea lotion*
Her: What colour do you want to do?
-I look up at her long eyelashes-
What colour says, "You stabbed me in the front?"
Let them eat (gay) cake!
Dear business owners who refuse to serve gay people
or make them cakes for weddings or flowers etc:
Do you not see the potential of this untapped market?
Most gay people don't have kids.
Look at all the disposable income there!
Fools.
If I opened a bakery it would be the gayest bakery in all the land.
I would sell cakes that look like Ellen.
And we would have rainbow bouquets!
And Bettie would be our mascot and would come on all the parade floats!
Love is love.
