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Eye Of The Tiiiiiigerrrrrrrrrr

*texting*

Me: Can you teach me all your ab exercises?!
Her: Yes! Wear lots of gym clothes though...so you don't distract me...or a full body unitard ;)
Me:Like this?

Her: Haha that will do. Bring one for me too
Me: Eye of the tiiiiiigerrrrrrrrrrr
Her: That will be our theme song
Me: You can wear this one

Tequila Shots Vs. Dancing Skillzzzzzz


WOOOOOO!!!

dance party dance party dance party dance party!

*CRASH*

Last night when I was walking Bettie I saw a car drive the wrong way up a one way street, crash into a parked car, then try to escape but crashed into parked cars on the other side of the street(I'm guessing they were drunk). About 30 seconds later cops came and handcuffed them against their car.

Free entertainment folks!

Getting Inoculated By Life

My Dad: Wow, I like who you are becoming. You are going to be pretty tough by the end of all of this.
Me: Haha, thanks... it's been quite a year
Him: Your Uncle calls it "getting inoculated"

perfect

secrets

Him: So, what's happening with you and that girl?
Me: What girl?
Him(smiling): The one you mentioned the other night!
-laughing I pull my fur hood up over my head-
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about

(whispering)
my hair is so big
because it's full of secrets