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wearing the pants

My Mom: You look like Marilyn Monroe!
Me: Ahhhwww! Thanks!
My Dad(yelling from across the room into speaker phone): You should read her book!
Me: Ya?
Him: She was way ahead of her time! She even started her own production company in the 50's which was unheard of as a woman!

I love women who prove

you don't have to wear pants

to wear "the pants"

you are too pretty to be gay

sometimes as a femme

I think I would fit into the queer community better if I dressed more masculine

but that's just not who I am

a lot of people also don't "believe" I'm gay

(hahahaaa ohhhh the inherent poetic irony of life!)

which is sometimes frustrating

like I have to prove it

well...

I only date women

and that's pretty much the gayest thing you can do

Finding The One

Her: People who like you are the ones worth keeping around

Me: My social group shifted after I came out
Her: Really?
Me: Ya...just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want to sleep with any woman on Earth.... it's like saying all straight women want to date any man.

Stud vs femme

her:stud
me:femme

Me: All the dudes I know HATE being called cute
Her: I don't mind. I get called cute all the time. Prob because I'm little
Me: I'll take handsome! Handsome femme haha!
Her: If that's what you like. Very handsome.
Me: Haha no I prefer "female" compliments
Her: I know what femmes like
Me: I'm sure you do
Her: I've been around
Me: Ladykiller
Her: Not like that but I know lol
Me: I know I'm teasing you