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what a girl wants

what a girl needs

(except for me.....I just want aaaaaalllll da puppies)

still be friends

you know

people always say

"We will still be friends if we date and it doesn't work out!"

....and you can.

but it will never be simple like it was before

Because

Puppy snuggles when you are sick.

Because:

A. Puppy can't get your flu

B. Puppy doesn't care that you look like a zombie

C. Puppy has to earn it's keep somehow(jk jk)

me*at the delirious stage of moving where you want to set everything on fire
-my parents call me-

My Mom: Your Dad is bugging me because he's bored
(I hear him laughing in the background)
Me: I have some stuff you can help me move!
Dad(jovial): I would just get a BIG dumpster!
Me: Haha! That's fine! I didn't even know I had a waffle maker!

btw

they say there are no original ideas left in the world

but no one has ever used #lesbianpancake apparently

you are welcome society

my job here is done.
goodnight.
p.s. i have no idea what a lesbian pancake is
p.s.s. if in the future it means something dirty I apologize in advance
p.s.s.s. if it turns out to be something mystical I would like some, please.