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Summer love

Her: She's not over her ex

Me: How long has it been?

Her: A year

Me: Whoah....ya...sometimes it takes a long time. Actually I was just talking about this the other day with another friend....I am FINALLY over my ex-girlfriend. It took forever

Her: How long were you together

Me: Just for the summer....but I was in love

Her(smiling): You ARE a lesbian

-we both laugh-

Sleepover

-slow snowflakes fall from the sky-

-my cheeks hurt from laughing so much-

Her: You haven't seen bridesmaids?!? That's a deal breaker for me (joking, not joking)

-her dog chases my dog through the open field-

Me: Haha! Ya I've seen it.... (smiling) if you ever sleep over I'm going to turn to you in the morning and be like, "Soooo, I don't know how to say this... but I kinda want you to leave"

Her: Ahahahahaha! That would be hilarious!

the perks of lesbian friendship

-at lesbian dance party-

Her: AH! I just saw my ex! If she comes over here will you make out with me to make her jealous?
Her best friend: Of course!

-via email-
My Uncle: Please send me a photo for the family tree that you are content to have immortalize you for eons
Me: My heart said, "Send the one of you in a bikini dancing on a boat in Jamaica!"