Risk
people ask me
"Weren't you scared moving to LA alone at 18?!"
or NY with only $500 in cash and a little suitcase
or living in London England
yes. yes I was.
but I was much more terrified of not going
and asking myself
"What if?"
(also, my brother read me the Hobbit when we were little
and I like the smell of adventure)
Painting with Bob Ross Version 2.0
behold my glitter shark lighthouse painting
bahahaha.
(check out brandymars.com for more of my art)
But I like you
Her: You should come watch soccer with me sometime
Me(enthusiastic but not convincing): Ya! ....maybe
Her(laughing): Do you like watching soccer?
Me: Not really (flirt smiling) but I like you
Me(enthusiastic but not convincing): Ya! ....maybe
Her(laughing): Do you like watching soccer?
Me: Not really (flirt smiling) but I like you
I'll cook
-driving with my lesbian friend-
Her: What do you feel like?
Me: Sushi
Her: Cool, I know a place. Turn right and then right again
-as we pull up we see it's closed-
Her: I know another place. Turn right here
-it's closed too-
Her: We are getting pretty close to downtown
Me: Maybe we should just make food at my house *joking*(suave-manly-voice) and by make food, I mean get naked
-we both laugh-
Her: What do you feel like?
Me: Sushi
Her: Cool, I know a place. Turn right and then right again
-as we pull up we see it's closed-
Her: I know another place. Turn right here
-it's closed too-
Her: We are getting pretty close to downtown
Me: Maybe we should just make food at my house *joking*(suave-manly-voice) and by make food, I mean get naked
-we both laugh-
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-bored-
changes Tinder setting from female to male
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-40 minutes later-
(throws both hands up in air)
still gay.
